your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly
And yet you offer yours.
Reblog if you’ve ever listened to music or if you are a serial killer
good luck figuring out which one
It can’t be both?
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.
And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday
RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested
RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner